Sad News.

Sad news, friends. I had really hoped to blog the bachelor again this season, and in fact I was planning on it, but in the end I've decided that I need to take a break. I want to be able to focus on my job, and on my other writing efforts. I want to actually use the gym membership I pay thirty dollars a month for. I'd like to take ballet. (Yes, I know I am 28, but I've always wanted to take ballet.) And every once in a while, I would like to actually sleep. After all, if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

I want you to know how much I've appreciated your support and all your funny and insightful comments. The enthusiastic response to the blog has encouraged me that I can write, and that I can be funny and interesting. I'm happy to have entertained you for a while. Maybe I'll be back next season - it'll depend on what life throws at me. (And whether or not they pick somebody awesome. Mike Fleiss, you listening?) In the meantime, you can console yourself with some delicious drinks from my booze blog, or from the Kitchn, that other blog I get paid to write for. I'm also hanging out twice a week over at Apartment Therapy, where I occasionally write funny things but mostly write about home decor (if that's your bag).

And of course I'll still be watching the show, so feel free to pull me aside the next time you see me to discuss all the DRAMAZ. I can't wait to see what psycho Carrie Bradshaw will do next.